Thursday, November 2
what ever happened to velma dinkley?
Velma Dinkley was last seen on Friday night with Marilyn Monroe, Zorro and the Bride of Frankenstein next to a kissing booth at Central Station Pub. Dinkley, co-star of Scooby Doo, The New Scooby Doo Movies, A Pup Named Scooby Doo, The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo, What's New Scooby Doo?, Scooby Doo Where Are You!, the Scooby Doo movie and Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, seemed to have fallen off the radar in recent years. The sighting was confirmed by many present at the pub.
In related news, Jennifer Popoff, Leanne Corrigan, Jessica Macaulay, Lisa Batstone and an entity known as 'Val', were not noticeably present at Friday's rock trivia event, leaving people wondering: where were they?
Velma Dinkley, on the case as usual, unmasked Lisa Batstone posing as Zorro. Batstone and Dinkley then noted that Marilyn Monroe's cleavage had a clear resemblance to none other than Leanne Corrigan, while the kissing booth looked remarkably like Jennifer Popoff in a silver cardboard box. Aided by Popoff, Dinkley established the true identity of the Bride of Frankenstein to be 'Val'.
Velma Dinkley vanished soon after the final round of rock trivia, having never discovered the whereabouts of Macaulay, in spite of the song "American Girl" being dedicated to 'Jessica' by an unidentified personage wearing a cardboard box.
Rumour has it that Macaulay awoke the next morning amid a pile of orange and red clothing and a brown wig, saying "Jinkies!" to herself.
Rock trivia DJ: What are you doing over there Jay?
Rock trivia announcer guy (Jay): I'm getting to know Velma better. We're gonna go solve a mystery.
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In related news, Jennifer Popoff, Leanne Corrigan, Jessica Macaulay, Lisa Batstone and an entity known as 'Val', were not noticeably present at Friday's rock trivia event, leaving people wondering: where were they?
Velma Dinkley, on the case as usual, unmasked Lisa Batstone posing as Zorro. Batstone and Dinkley then noted that Marilyn Monroe's cleavage had a clear resemblance to none other than Leanne Corrigan, while the kissing booth looked remarkably like Jennifer Popoff in a silver cardboard box. Aided by Popoff, Dinkley established the true identity of the Bride of Frankenstein to be 'Val'.
Velma Dinkley vanished soon after the final round of rock trivia, having never discovered the whereabouts of Macaulay, in spite of the song "American Girl" being dedicated to 'Jessica' by an unidentified personage wearing a cardboard box.
Rumour has it that Macaulay awoke the next morning amid a pile of orange and red clothing and a brown wig, saying "Jinkies!" to herself.
Rock trivia DJ: What are you doing over there Jay?
Rock trivia announcer guy (Jay): I'm getting to know Velma better. We're gonna go solve a mystery.
